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For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gorillas on steroids. How bulky can these magnificent already bulky beasts get?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, I like this one.

Mind you Ive seen a cranky Silverback at the zoo, one with an extra gram of test and tren a day would be utterly fucking terrifying, also the roadrage would be something to behold... dibs not being the poor fucker giving it its shots.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roid rage comes from excess estrogen production, not from testosterone. I'd assume that a managed steroid treatment for a gorilla would include estrogen blockers.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, and if you want to climb in there and take his bloods and administer the androgen blockers you are welcome to.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look up a shaved silverback.. them mofos are scary.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Most big animals that are already properly scary with fur dont improve when shaved.