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Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs (www.pcgamer.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Emperor to c/movies@lemm.ee
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So that's bad, yeah, but just how bad is it? With help from Google and The Numbers' movie comparison feature, I can tell you this: It's really bad.

I present to you...

An Incomplete List of Shitty Videogame Movies That Made More Money Than Borderlands

(in no particular order)

  • Warcraft ($439 million)
  • Max Payne ($88 million) Doom ($59 million)
  • Street Fighter ($99 million)
  • Assassin's Creed ($241 million)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ($336 million)
  • Hitman ($99 million)
  • Mortal Kombat (but Mortal Kombat is actually good) ($122 million)
  • Need for Speed ($194 million)
  • Five Nights at Freddy's ($297 million)
  • Uncharted ($401 million)

One big-budget, big(ish)-cast Hollywood film Borderlands managed to beat, which I bring up only because I paid good money to see it in theaters and I'm still sore about the whole thing, is Wing Commander, an utterly execrable celluloid waste of time and effort that bumbled to $11.5 million globally. Frankly I'm surprised it did that well.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Uncharted was good too. Street Fighter is campy, but fun.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Although I would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't called Uncharted.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You probably wouldn't have heard or watched it. So many movies get made with lukewarm everything and nobody watches. Being uncharted got people to pay attention unfortunately

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tom Holland is a pretty big draw. I think he might have carried the marketing. But you're probably right. The Uncharted name automatically gets everyone who enjoyed the video game. I never played the game, so I didn't have any expectations, but I knew about the movie because my wife played the game, and the title caught her attention.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tom Holland was good, but Marky Mark was a big β€œmeh”.

And the end action set piece was too over the top bonkers for my taste

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Marky Mark is always kind of meh in everything except for The Italian Job, and The Departed. I haven't heard anyone call him Marky Mark in years! Haha. You must be my age.