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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian (theonion.com)
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subtitled screenshot of Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski saying to Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) "Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers" as Donny Kerabatsos (Steve Buscemi) looks on

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So then I told the old man "Sir, your card was declined", and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.