It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Libs: "THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT THERE'S GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG, AND IF YOU DARE TO BRING UP THE LACK OF EVIDENCE OF ANY SORT OF ABUSE FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS YOU'LL GET BANNED!!!!"
Also libs: "Didn't you know that 15k of the 40k humans murdered in Gaza were actually terrorists? 
Also, lots of civilians die in wars like the one happening in Gaza, it's sad but inevitable"
Fuuuuuuuuuck this shit.
Let's do an experiment. Russia had no business attacking Ukraine
Actually I don't wear glasses
Such a fucking redditor jesus christ. Why even come to Lemmy at that point? Just stay on reddit
They're literally the
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I am whatever you say I am
please be a corpse
or a resident of the barbara pit
Editing oit my comment because while yeah, I laughed, suicide baiting isn't on
You really like to throw "go back to reddit" around a lot. It's getting borderline unoriginal
No one is saying it to be clever; they mean it in a very literal and practical way because they see you as belonging on Reddit.
Life must be hard for these guys who just can't imagine a second reason to say something other than as a performance for updoots
👍 Thanks GarbageShoot
First time I'm saying that to a non-LW user.
You get that alot ig? I can see why.
"If you want capitalist propaganda you can go back to reddit lol"
Fair that it only happened twice, but weird that it happened twice
Yeah I can really see why you get that alot
Because I'm a smartass to people who go out of their way to try and insult me? Yeah... I'm the problem
To be a smartass, one would have to be at least a little bit smart. You don't satisfy that criterion.
They are an ass though,you have to give them that
Know from experience?
Even if did, I'd have to pay my respects to the master
You turn it into an artform,my friend
Lol. This has devolved into "No, you". I'm out
("Now that you're putting in as much effort as I am")
*they would then go on to post 24 more comments within an hour of declaring they were out
No you aren't
Yes we all do because youre continuously saying stuoid shit that's only clever to people on reddit who post the same 4 comments like a fucking poorly programmed npc.
Well that's definitely true
Thank you for the compliment
You're welcome jackass
Yeah cuz this is so goddamn original
Never said it was original. Good effort though
Little weird to criticize others for unoriginality when you lack it so much yourself
Lol. Guess I can get a little hypocritical myself sometimes. Isn't it weird how that works?
It's not weird at all, you're a liberal, nobody expected you not to be a hypocrite, but we still have contempt for you for it
Assumption is the word of the day I guess
You've pretty much confirmed all of ours
Says you, but at the end of the day, life goes on
You're just posting for the sake of it now
What does this even mean
Bruh had to think of a thought terminating cliche to end on and settled on that.
Impacted enough to reply. That's more than nothing
4 dozen people telling you how fucking stupid you are
"Well, guess we'll just have to agree to disagree shits pants"
Then why are you soliciting people's opinions?