it sounds like you understand the value of using water to clean your butthole after you poop.. so why not spend the $30 on a bidet just in case you ever do have a poop and don't want to shower? or hell just so you don't use as much TP before hopping in the shower. or for anyone else using your toilet and not wanting to hop in the shower..

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower..

You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it's summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don't give in and use a bidet. God Americans y'all are so special.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.

And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?

God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Portable bidets have entered the chat

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wet wipes

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if you flush them

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?

USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

[–] uberstar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).