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I was waiting for the part where they blow through a red light and get tagged by a car and blame them for it.
Yeah, was waiting for the part where a car just fly past him and hit him, then the internet blame him for exists.
i was waiting for the part where a tractor trailer passes them at 55 in a 40 without even considering moving over into the left turn lane and runs them off the road or kills them
I don't think I've ever seen a cyclist blow through a red light, most cyclists don't have a death wish. I've seen tons of cars do it though. And my area has a lot of cyclists vs most areas.
Lol never been to Philly, huh?
Nope, never been anywhere near the NE. I guess cyclists are better behaved here in the west.
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