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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg (clickhole.com)
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then there's this

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white