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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg (clickhole.com)
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white