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Biden introduces Zelensky as President Putin at NATO event (www.bbc.com)
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[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 100 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

So what is the FUNNIEST outcome right now?

It used to be Biden winning the electoral vote but losing the popular vote.

Now I think it is Biden staying in to the last moment, then the party selecting Hillary Clinton as the Dem nominee and Hillary losing to Trump.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Idk, if they swear you in on a second term, I'd like to see him stumble through it. Live, uncut, has to repeat basic words. It'd be pretty amazing to watch him fuck it up.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He'll motion for Roberts to just keep reading, Roberts will awkwardly acquiesce, Biden will say "I do" at the end and will turn to kiss somebody who isn't there.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

With doodoo dripping out of his pant leg

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

joe biden dissing cheney on IG live and getting hit with the switch

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I kinda want to see trump lose that rematch because J6-2: Farce Harder would be unbelievably funny

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That is true but I raise you, blue jan 6th

Or even better, RFK jan 6th

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Dems did blue Jan 6th in 2016! But it was writing letters to electoral college electors and begging them to switch their votes to Clinton.

Very loser shit, Republicans at least did a pointless rally and a capture-the-flag type event where they believed that if they hold down possession of Congress for long enough, Trump gets to stay president.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Critical support for the J6 freaks advancing squatter's rights.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

The worm has returned! brainworms

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what the funniest outcome is anymore because all the outcomes are funny

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Biden and Trump are the nominees, both die the day before the election, it goes to Harris vs Noem, neither of them get 10% of the vote, The Worm is sworn into office.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Funniest outcome is both candidates dying before the election and then a tie in the electoral college

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Biden dying, then Harris getting early-onset dementia

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Hillary then wins electoral, loses popular