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Like, I still have termination anxiety. When there's nothing obvious to do at work, I get really anxious, like there's something I'm forgetting to do.

What should be relaxing is a source of dread.

“I shan’t bore you by explaining [the] carbuncles on my posterior and near the penis, the final traces of which are now fading but which made it extremely painful for me to adopt a sitting and hence a writing posture. I am not taking arsenic because it dulls my mind too much and I need to keep my wits about me.”

“The bourgeoisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day,"

— letter from Marx to Engels in 1867.

While I've been considering buying a brand new PC and mobile phone (for absolutely no reason whatsoever; totally a coinkidink that I considered it at this point in time), I decided to also look up what China's own operating system was (because obviously they would have their own operating system; why would they make absolutely everything else and NOT make their own operating system?) and I was like 'ooooh, that looks cool! This Kylin OS!' only to watch a video expounding on it and revealing it's a Linux based operating system.

Hexbear Linux users are to China what Israel is to America CMV

I just want a normal operating system where I double click an app to activate or install it, and it has full functionality no ifs and or buts with my OS, and I can rightclick and get all the necessary functionalities of rightclicking.

sudo install better OS

Stupid dressed up DOS like operating system; yeah cause I really want to type up lines of instructions to do what windows can do with a double click; cause I want to spend two hours googling how to install non-Linux compatible software on Linux, and then spend two hours finding out why the solution didn't work making me feel like Indiana Jones excavating cursed ruins for a treasure you could've gotten at Walmart.

Think about it, it's pretty funny

"Ooo touch my peepee" lmao what a dweeb.

You would never catch me doing a sex. That's nerd shit.

These "EPIC" ingredients will literally give you cancer

For people that complain about how easily offended leftists are, they sure do get offended a lot.

No, Chet, I don't give a shit about the sexy M&M. No Helen, kids aren't using litter boxes.

selfhood; individual identity, individuality.

Title.

Cue a white ham hock ranting "One group of people shouldn't have more power than the other!"

THEY DON'T HAVE MORE POWER YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU'RE JUST MAD THEY HAVE ANY POWER AT ALL!

I fucking hate this racist ass country. Yeah sure, New Zealand should be more like Australia where we just build tacky hotels for corrupt rich white dickheads on top of a sacred indigenous graveyard.

I hate this place. Fuck white colonial mentality. I hate that I'm related to a people that built empires on the skulls of "non-whites."

Not fair to the other instances tbh

"I do have to say, online shopping is so convenient now, I even get my groceries delivered now."

"Yeah Dad, that's way better than having to send a telegram to order a new divan from the Sears Roebuck Company catalog you were reading in the outhouse!"

"Wha... Again son I was born in the 60s."

"Then they deliver the divan in a big wooden crate with you name painted on the side."

"We had cardboard in the 60s."

"And then grandpa was like '23 Skidoo! I also ordered us one of them new radio contraptions! It's 200lbs and made with asbestos! We can listen to Benny Biggs and the Blue Jays now!'"

"Hey, we... well grandpa got all the asbestos out of the house by the time I was 10. Also that's not a real band."

Im a simple girl with simple needs.

From the eight hour monument in Naarm/Melbourne. An hour before the rally for the CFMEU even starts.

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5704025

FINALE, PART ONE

timing of this is sus, right?

I was just curious about the stock price, and this article popped up from today.

this is the exploding pager company btw

tweto

MBFC BTFO: https://mediabiasdetector.seas.upenn.edu/