z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just when I think I'm original with my references to wildly popular sitcoms.

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

It is nearly Friday, my dudes.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...said someone who lives less than an hour's walk away from anything worth walking to

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Better than "you'll"

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

[–] z500@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Improvised pipe phone

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