xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe he’s just living up to the username

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

I think that’s lightning

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Will you sell printed versions of the comics? I’d love to read an anthology or omnibus (or some sort of clever programming term here that I know nothing about but love these comics because even though I don’t always get them the vibe is so weird and cool and the world characters story and art are so compelling sorry what was I saying oh right) like that.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 3 months ago

For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Only to check what’s on the other side. For safety.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like it because, not unlike my toilet, you don’t want the splash to touch you, and you only dip your head in when the “water” is calm

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen, some of us can’t shake the thrill of the ultimate gamble. Will this make me put down the burger or pull out my liver? Oh, the dizzying highs of rapid weight loss, and the terrifying lows of rapid weight loss doth call me…

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