superduperpirate

joined 8 months ago
[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

You’re making a good owl!

My parents told me this was my favorite joke when I was around your daughter’s age. Apparently I used the joke non-stop and my parents still laughed every time because of how much I cracked up at my own joke.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot

Feeling your butt cheeks on the toilet seat just before you lose the battle to hold everything in.

 

Dido’s Thank You was first released in 1998 on the soundtrack of the movie Sliding Doors, and was subsequently released on her debut album No Angel in 1999.

Skeler released this linked remix of Thank You in 2023.

I discovered the Skeler remix about a week ago and am in love with it, because of how I can feel calm, relaxed, and fully aware simultaneously. I hope someone else enjoys it as much as I do.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Ned is a lucky bastard, I’ve never gotten to hold more than two kittens at the same time.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Navy seals are a bunch of fucking arrogant chodes

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No shows in DC I guess?

“So you think you’re too good to eat at Revolvo’s?” from Moonbeam City

I don’t even remember most of the plot, just that there were dueling rotating restaurants (Revolvo’s and Rotator’s).

  • in my jurisdiction, you have to meet certain criteria to be eligible for a mail in ballot, they don’t just get handed out willy nilly
  • i don’t trust the post office with anything vitally important, like a ballot or money
  • the early voting place is pretty close to my work, close enough that i hit it up a week and change ago on my lunch break
[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They must have been playing cookie clicker to come up with a fine that big

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