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I’m sure people in Gaza will be absolutely thrilled 🙄

I misread that as "Etonians" at first and got a mental image I never want to see again.

Anyone else read this and immediately think "Trainspotting"? :-)

Lidl. Honestly, you lot with your fancy teas are getting as bad as the artisan coffee wankers 😜

If my ex mother-in-law made you a cup of tea it was a fluke if it was drinkable.

Freezer defrosting tool.

We should be fine, after all since Brexit we've plenty of happy contented British fish, right?

Jonny Ball. On top of a Transit Minibus.

I ferried Portillo across a river for one of his shows - and was briefly featured as a result. He was an arrogant git.

Do you still regret the missed opportunity? :-)

I'm not surprised, it should of course be CIIIR ;-P

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Yeah, probably right then.