shittymorph

joined 1 year ago
[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I appreciate that, yeah let me know if there's anything that stands out to ya

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I cant get Google drive links to stream in Firefox, thus I still keep Google Chrome around. Am I doing something wrong or is there a work around?

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure i want these pedophiles in our bathrooms

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And to think it all started with a mere five loaves of bread and two fish

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The real pro tips are always in the comments

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The author here makes it sound like contracting mumps and/or encephalitis is a "choice." But what they leave out, an important detail.... like how about a child's natural immunity?!? Besides, you don't want an injection to cause autism or worse, a peanut allergy that deprives your young child from the joys of peanut butter jelly sandwiches for the rest of their life.

Realistically, aren't we all a little tired of big pharma shoving these hard-to-pronounce ingredients and microchips into our God-given flesh?! So I challenge you, to do the research and truly decipher the right choice for your young children. It's critically important; vaccine injuries can happen. Just look at what happened in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahahhaha I've been out shittymorphed. That's awesome. There is some concern on the grammar with regards to formal punctuation and such, nonetheless, impressive. Albeit, not as impressive as that time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

When you really look at it, there are a lot of things to consider when creating a username. Most of the time you want to try and figure out a word or phrase that honors some part of your personality, life's motto or perhaps a time honored tradition. For me I wanted something that encompassed my true life's mission as well as something that reminds me of a genuinely impactful moment in my lifetime and nothing left more of an impact on me than than day back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it's easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd's excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (13 children)

While 'It's Raining Men' was released in the autumn of 1982 by the American music duo The Weather Girls as the lead single for their third studio album, the lyrics describe excitement and enjoyment of many types of men; In contrast, "Bodies" released in 2001 by American rock band Drowning Pool, an ode to the intensity of mosh pits,also enjoyed a good amount of commercial success. Somehow, both songs seem to commemorate the iconic moment in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 243 points 1 year ago (28 children)

I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the 'cost of doing business' just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course it's me.This is the internet man, I can be whoever I want to be

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