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Just a slob like one of us

Should've made it 1 Googol

Unless you count the time he entered a girl's high school long distance race on the final lap and sprinted to the end. (This is a real thing that actually happened.)

But the media will still convince all the US libs that the Arabs are attacking us because they hate our freedoms and not because of anything we might've done that could compel an oppressed population to fight back

He can Naruto run without even moving. No wonder bullets cannot hit him.

Jimmy Cartuah

Bad comparison, toilets are capable of draining the shit that gets fed into them unlike Brianna's brain

I mean unless rabies is completely eradicated you're still going to need to seek treatment immediately if an animal bites you unless you want to risk dying the most horrible death imaginable.

Libs pushing the "voting 3rd party helps Trump" narrative so hard makes me wonder if they're going to introduce legislation that actually causes all 3rd party votes to count as a vote for the Republican candidate.

Is it too late for her to get an abortion?

I guess this is why rich ghouls and professional athletes are into cryotherapy for anti-aging. Like that weird billionaire who also stole blood from his son. What's the consensus on that, is it a grift or do serious scientists think you can really extend your life by regularly locking yourself in a cold chamber or dunking yourself in an ice bath for a few minutes every day?

If you vote for neither then it counts as a vote for both. Win-win!