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today I learned that I can't just randomly click every link on hexbear, I'm sure that pirate site works fine on desktop closing the pop ups but my phone lost its shit

how about face/ON :9

ftd

emailing my wife every time i complete a minor household task

in canada isps are obligated to pass on what IP holders accuse you of, but they don't actually do anything about it. the rights holders are the ones tracking torrents or whatever. i've torrented tons of music and movies and the only time i got an email was when i torrented the lady ghostbusters lol

ive heard that in the us an ISP can decide to stop providing service to you if you get too many tho

u ~~couldn't make blazing saddles today, because of sjws~~

u couldn't make blazing saddles today, because people would be like "uh i already watched this movie, its blazing saddles?"

:sicko-wistful:

Zelensky has talked of mobilizing 500,000 more soldiers, via another draft, and to try again this spring to launch another counteroffensive against the Russians.

horrifying. under the circumstances, how could you think of doing this to your long suffering people.

and yet, the unnecessary deaths this brings about will be added to the list of communist deaths within a decade

i read drone armies in the subheading and thought wow maybe this list is impartial or at least throws a few bad things in there to SEEM impartial...

nope! its about expanding our wonderful drone armies specifically to threaten China lol

did youfigures out how to get diamonds now because I havent

Joe Biden to Greg Abbott:

1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.

also this specific prompt absolutely filled me with rage for a long time. you can just click not on the window to cancel it but WHY is there no x in the corner to cancel out? disgusting design.