idlehands

joined 7 months ago
[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

lol! My ex used to say that to men that would upset him. He’d look at them and say, “boy, you gotta purdy mouth!”

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You haven’t seen enough to know that they hire all kinds. Looks has nothing to do with it. Nevertheless, I was making a joke. I’m not attractive, but I have been called pretty in the past. People can be nice sometimes, and I realize that. Others can be not so nice, as is evident by your comment.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I thought it was a respectful community that discussed delicious food.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

This looks exactly like my ex and I, around 2006-2009. Even his face, the fedora, and the guitar are correct. Any time I mention his name, someone related to his wife harasses me. He left me to be with her, reassuring me that he never cheated on me with her, while apart. After the break up, he asked her to marry him. This was after asking me to marry him, just before our break up. I had said, “no” because I thought he was cheating. Fairly soon after the break up, they were posting wedding pictures. I ended up marrying some stranger that my friend set me up with after hearing my ex left me. This picture hurts.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Conker’s Bad Fur day, is that you? Did you bring my N64, and my best friend from childhood, too?!

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Meh…they came in a bag from the local grocery store. To be fair, it kind of looked like the pickers just threw the whole potato plant in the bag, before shipping it to market.

Thanks, though. I hope it is.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Thank you! I sure hope so!

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I’m going to be so poor soon.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Thank you. I’ll check that out. I left the haters something else to hate in my other posts. Hate away, world!

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world -2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hey now. I mean no offense. I hope he finds the Peggy of his dreams to fill the hole in his life. My meat doesn’t need to be attacked. All I have is pot roast.

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Well, I didn’t have to show you my pot roast. I could have showed you something else, but judging by some of your past comments it looks like you’d be more into pot roast. Good luck finding that goth mtf fantasy you mentioned. I can only offer pot roast, and non-man parts. 🤷‍♀️

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I’m afraid this will be me in a couple of months, after my job assignment ends.

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