dr_lsr

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Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek? (lemmy.world)
 

Because they always spill the beans!

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What do you call a belt made of watches? (lemmy.world)
 

A waist of time.

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How do you organize a space party? (lemmy.world)
 

You planet.

20
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? (lemmy.world)
 

Because she will let it go.

14
How many seconds are there in a year? (lemmy.world)
 

12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…….

19
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? (lemmy.world)
 

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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Why didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died? (lemmy.world)
 

Because everyone was too busy looking for the TL;DR!

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I just watched a program about beavers. (lemmy.world)
 

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

220
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” (lemmy.world)
 

I know he means well.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (lemmy.world)
 

It got mugged.

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What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous? (lemmy.world)
 

88 8888 8888

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My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall. (lemmy.world)
 

I said maybe…

When does a joke become a dad joke? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a Half Horse and Half Human Doctor. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] dr_lsr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yep. Nearly spat coffee out with this one.

Bluey’s cricket episode: why did it leave Australians in tears and Americans puzzled? in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] dr_lsr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It was an amazing 7 minutes of television on so many levels. Writers on this show are outstanding.

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