countflacula

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[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

You skipped class on the "correlation does not mean causation" day didn't you?

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My pattern recognition tells me there are faces in clouds too, should i believe in cloud giants?

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 54 points 11 months ago (32 children)

Crap, now all the braindead covid conspiracy theorists are going to roll this into their "15 minite cities are open air prisons" conspiracies

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Except this time it's the fascist getting the curby.

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm looking forward to seeing him look more like aamon's depiction of him

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Do you think your bullies would spend time on Lemmy? Much less admit they were bullies on a thread like this? I think there might be a bias at play here.

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Aww the condecension is cute, so is it just that you take issue with a politician lying? Incredible.

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Holy shit it's the real John Capitalism!

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I guess "world trade center attack" or "wtc attack"?

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought the silly alien story came out because their higher OT handbooks were admitted as evidence in a case and became part of public record.

[–] countflacula@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Possessed by very confused alien souls that got here because an intergalactic alien warlord named Xenu wanted to do a genocide so he rounded up a bunch of other aliens, tied them to volcanoes on Earth, bombed those volcanoes with hydrogen bombs, captured their souls and made them go to therapy.

(For those who may have missed that south park episode)

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