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[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 months ago

Sounds cool, but I can guarantee some mobster would come and get it back one way or the other. I’d rather reach some agreement with Police to donate the money to the Drug Foundation or something similar. And do that very publicly. And then move house.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Perhaps they could consider setting new targets before axing the old ones?

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
 
[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

Nitrates in drinking water are linked to cancer and birth defects. In high-enough concentrations it can trigger blue-baby syndrome, which can straight-up kill babies.

 
 
 
[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

 

Hilarious.

 

They also want to “invest in carbon capture”. That’s cool but we also need to immediately stop burning fossil fuels. I’m pretty skeptical of carbon capture as a solution to our burning planet.

He also wants to shelve the Lake Onslow pumped-hydro scheme, but wants to end iwi involvement in decision-making because they’re blocking hydro projects. Maybe take a look in the mirror Seymour, you’ll find a hydro-blocker looking back at you.

 

How did we get from “steals from the rich to give to the poor”, to “steals from the poor to give to the rich”, to “steals from the disabled to give to the rich”?

 

Really solid call, and timely comments about the divisive politics being imported from America at the moment.

 

Ricciardo broke his hand so Lawson is finally making his F1 debut.

 

Full video: https://twitter.com/rugbyintel/status/1694180437533605918

David Seymour looks like he got hit by a bus.

I warned people not to dismiss Waititi back when he was ejected for performing a haka in parliament. He is acutely aware he is very much inside a white man’s system at parliament, and he’s quite happy to face down kāwanatanga with rangatiratanga. He knows exactly what he is doing. So fun to see this kind of cultural clash in parliament.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Such a great policy for so many reasons. Equitable access to dental care for everyone leads to significantly improved health outcomes overall.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

Is this satire? If not, good lord.

[–] cloventt@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

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