So you gave up online dating a decade ago? The Internet has come a long way since then.
I don't know what you're looking for, but I would urge you to give it another try if you're not finding what you want. It's not magic, but it will simply put you in front of a lot more people than you would otherwise see. If your perfect match is a 1 in 1000 you've got way better odds running into them online than via random chance IRL.
Cool man. Enjoy your lonely, bitter life I guess. I will continue enjoying mine with the partner I found online.