bobzilla

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[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

narrator: Nothing was done about it

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate's life for me.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, "I have really big plans. I can't discuss them until I'm in office, but let me tell you.... Big plans."

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

GM should just be like, "We're just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion." That'll shut Texas up.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Maybe I should ask OP who it is they're saying is confidently incorrect? I originally thought that they were saying Oliver was incorrect, but your response makes me wonder if they meant the Trump campaign response was incorrect.

Basically, I just want clarification.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Can someone explain what part he's incorrect about? (Since we're in ConfidentlyIncorrect)

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Just replace the pronouns.

"Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve's next project since Steve's current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve's next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin's project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week"

Doesn't that sound so much more professional? 🙄

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Ok, hear me out... Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

Hey, you're right! I'm worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that's a negative sign). Am not rich at all.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 110 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.

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