beejboytyson

You don't even know the half of it.

Remember the Russian sucking dick right before getting blown up by a drone? I think about how life is cruel sometimes.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay...

Mad catz? Haven't heard that name in a while.

... there were people voting for stein?

Don't forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what's right then someone nice that's propagating a system of injustice because "my 15 mins are valuable"

Whoosh that's were the DV came from.

"Why did I get a severe fish allergy out of nowhere? Strange..."

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs...

So this is what true evil looks like...