Tyfud

I was working in the IT admin office for a time while doing software development, and got to witness this guy who came in to have his laptop fixed/swapped; and he said "You guys don't like, check the laptops for files and stuff, right?".

And the IT guy was legendary, didn't skip a beat, was like "Nah, nah, we don't have time for that crap.".

As soon as the guy was out of the room, we checked his laptop's files.

Porn. So much porn. Like, gigs of it, and this was in the early 2000's when that meant a lot.

We went to HR, and they called him up and reviewed, and SOMEHOW, he dodged the bullet and they retained him. The reason? It was his porn. You read that right. He had gigs of porn of him banging his stripper GF on his laptop, and because it wasn't "downloaded" porn, he got off.

Then a month later he was let go when he was found taking pictures with his cell phone over the cubicle wall of a female employee without her knowledge.

But I'll never forget the mental gymnastics that happened to convince HR that porn only meant pictures of "other people" being naked, not himself and his GF.

Needs more numbers that keep having their digits swap around just out of focus

Wait until you get a stint pulled out of your urethra

We know. Most of us already do at least. The others will follow later. But it'll be much, much too late.

We all did, you're not wrong.

It's a sad reality we all woke up to on Wednesday. Learning that the majority of Americans are ignorant, racist, misogynistic, selfish assholes.

Yup. He'll be revered as one of the good ones.

None of it will matter because there won't ever be another free and fair election again.

It is illegal to bribe people to vote

That are not, unfortunately. They're covering their asses in case trump wins and wants retaliation.

...Months until Jan 20th...

Or just pardons him

Corrupt judges and a feckless DOJ, unfortunately