TotallynotJessica

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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hera creating permanent star clusters in the sky for all to see every time she spills her breastmilk:

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?

Not quite right. How about:

Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?

Closer, but what about:

Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?

Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don't care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.

It's inaccurate in relation to how much a 43 month waitlist problem would cost in the US. Unless you're seeking care that has been politicized, the US costs should have a couple zeros added to be a comparable exaggeration. Costs in this country seem like they should be a joke, but shit is really that expensive.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Either a bit above freezing, or a bit above human body temperature.

At least it couldn't be Kelvin. Kelvin doesn't use degrees.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I'm between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is why you use a hacksaw; preferably between the fans to minimize issues

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took time for him to get used to her

I posted this because it was cute without the loss

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still got me -_-

Love is when you appreciate and respect each other's quirks and idiosyncrasies <3

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