SMT42

More like, tiktok is our specific version

Douyin is what China has. That came first, then the parent company developed tiktok for release outside of china.
Then they bought Musical.ly, merged it with tiktok, and that became the modern version of the app

I mean it's a shitpost, there's no deeper humor here. Just 'wouldn't it be funny if family-friendly Disney-owned Pixar made a comedy movie about something so edgy as real people being crushed to death"

I mean, what? Fake?
What does "fake" even mean any more... Yeah it was made intentionally ironic/funny, that doesn't make it "fake"

Deductible means they don't pay taxes on the money they donated
It does nothing to reduce the tax burden on their profits, if the money they're donating wouldn't have been profit in the first place

give cavalry to the canadians

The kids who grew up with it are dads now

oh fuck

Second time today, oddly

Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart

1.5 million?
100,000 years is the much more commonly reported number.

Still though, should interpret my "probably" as more of a "maybe", haha

Google glass 2.0

It does apply, technically, but yeah the effect is too small to see with the naked eye

A few nearby galaxies are visible, most notably Andromeda, but still redshift isn't naked eye visible for these

In reality, it's probably already happened! And the light just hasn't reached us yet
Pretty insane to think about that