I'd love to say but even with an account not linked to any of my real shit I don't want the shit show.
Lot of typical bad client shit like not knowing what they actually want (even though they wrote the requirements), trying to add requirements for free after being negotiated, taking ages to respond, etc. Plus the managers were uptight and full of themselves.
I feel like parts of the UK have always said ass instead of arse. Like how some places say pants instead of trousers.