MrPoletki

joined 3 months ago
[–] MrPoletki 1 points 10 hours ago

I dunno, maybe it's a cunning plan to fake his own death. He's just gotta collect enough body parts, crudely stitch them together then lock 'himself' in his car, inside his garage, filled with petrol. Torch it until there is nothing but bones and ash and leave a note in the kitchen.

His ego got the better of him though, thinking he needs a third leg.

[–] MrPoletki 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard he was hard right.

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT THE SNOWMAN BIN OVERLADEN.

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

see, he is better than putin!

[–] MrPoletki 2 points 1 week ago

What he wants to do, is fuck the fuck off.

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

sky does it on purpose to sell you bullshit internet packages.

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

I wrapped a desk fans' blades in tinfoil and left it by their router, motherfucker I cut their wifi off 30 times a fucking second!

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

I always called them Wide Area Network Kables.

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 1 week ago

That depends on your definition of 'naked', 'outside' and 'allowed'.

[–] MrPoletki 3 points 1 week ago

he was the unit

[–] MrPoletki 1 points 2 weeks ago

Badenage and Faranoch

[–] MrPoletki 2 points 2 weeks ago

DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTT

It'll be funny.

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