JohnSmith

joined 1 year ago
[–] JohnSmith 1 points 3 weeks ago

🤘- metal

[–] JohnSmith 5 points 3 weeks ago

This guy is on fire today: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8dmq88j6rro

Sort of deploying the Royal Navy to sink every small boat they can find in the channel, I’m struggling to see how he would stop the boats (tm) in weeks.

[–] JohnSmith 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice one. What software did you put on the ESP32?

[–] JohnSmith 6 points 1 month ago

This is the way. The more we ask and answer here the better for us all.

[–] JohnSmith 1 points 1 month ago

I have not studied their API, but I would expect to find commands to start movement (open and close) and stop movement, perhaps even to move a specific amount. If the commands result in random amounts of movement the product is totally useless and no control software will help.

If the API commands work in a predictable way, then it is definitely possible to control movements accurately with Home Assistant or some other suitable software that is able to talk to the API.

[–] JohnSmith 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would recommend Home Assistant and integration with a protocol SmartWings supports. On quick Google looks like both zigbee and z-wave are an option. Then you can control exactly from Home Assistant what they do and when.

[–] JohnSmith 5 points 2 months ago

I see, we are going meta now.

[–] JohnSmith 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is it with old people these days? Just lazing about and sipping lattes, probably.

[–] JohnSmith 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.

[–] JohnSmith 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree with Nick.

[–] JohnSmith 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First seven characters are comments, for sorting the cards automatically if you drop them on the floor, obviously. Strictly 80 characters per line.

[–] JohnSmith 8 points 2 months ago

UK’s version of Geert Wilders, but probably a fair bit smellier for all the fags and ales he consumes.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by JohnSmith to c/foodporn@lemmy.world
 

On Friday we got our annual treat: half a lamb from a farm near us. We made rosemary, chilli and garlic butter, roast potatoes, cavolo nero, cauliflower and carrots with lamb chops. The chops are as fresh and tasty as can be, simply great!

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Sauna renovation done! (self.britishsuccess)
submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith to c/britishsuccess
 

After numerous long evenings and weekends our sauna is back in use. Completely renovated shower room, new floor in the dressing room, floor heating in both, new stove, new lights, benches sanded down and appropriately treated, sauna room walls washed and treated, log building painted from the outside. The works. Today it was in use for the first time and the electricity was free 2-4 pm as part of the Octopus Energy trial, so it didn’t even cost a penny to heat! This is our boys conducting a quality inspection.

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Leeds - Liverpool (self.narrowboat)
submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith to c/narrowboat
 

We are considering doing two weeks on Leeds - Liverpool on a rental boat in near future. I should think we are looking at one week one way and the other back. Where would you recommend we start?

 
 
 
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We have it all (self.gigs)
submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith to c/gigs
 

UK has it great when it comes to live music. Small venues, arenas, stadiums. Big artists, small artists, almost anybody worth seeing will have a gig here at some point. I grew up in a country where my favourite artists hardly ever visited back in the day. I’ve lived over twenty years in the UK, but I’m still in awe of the shere number of gigs to choose from. It is brilliant!

 

The filet marinated overnight in a mix of HP sauce, soy sauce and sweet chilli sauce. The file was in sous vide in 50 C for just over three hours and finalised on the coal BBQ. The end result was great if just a bit over cooked for what I was aiming for.

tasty end result

 

We’ve all seen the JSO protests in various events. I’d like to think a good number of people here agree with the point they are making while being uncomfortable about the way they make the point.

I for one would not run into the field in Twickenham in the middle of the final. There is no cause in the world that would make me run into a professional Rugby front row.

Putting that to one side, how would you protest to make people really stop and think without annoying them to a point where your message suffers.

 

The history of computers and software is full of nerdy and obscure jokes well beyond the caricatures of exiting vim. Complier compiler (explain that to most people!) to yet another compiler compiler to bison is one of those.

What are your favourite obscure computer nerd jokes?

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submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith to c/casualuk
 

We heard on the radio today about a somebody who’s named their dogs after rock stars. We’ve been at it too. We had Lzzy and Slash in aquarium and now we have dogs called Myles (Kennedy) and Ronnie (James Dio). How do you name your pets?

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Grade A ebay trolling (self.casualuk)
submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith to c/casualuk
 

I heard today a hilarious story about a person trolling an ebay seller. The item was listed with a £10 target price, which the person thought was not going to be offered, so made an offer of £5. The seller replied with £7.50. Okey then, my offer is now £4.50. The item did not sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £3.50. The item did jot sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £2.50. The item did jot sell. At £1.50 the seller was becoming rather upset about this approach. What was the reply, you might ask. “See you next week.”

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