Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm always slightly saddened by my little boy's "why don't you just search it up" any time we don't know something.

I happily remember the days of pub conversations or just chatting shit and arguing with friends over random stuff like how far sound travels per second so you can work out how far away a lightning strike is, or whether it was Paul Rudd or Ryan Reynolds who appeared in an episode of the X-Files, or whether an Amax Eagle Autogyro is faster than an actual eagle.

He doesn't like to do that and knows I have my phone in my pocket so why don't't I just search it up?

[–] Hossenfeffer 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you haven't already seen them you might like Jean de Florette and Manon des Sources. They're slower paced and more contemplative than most modern films which seek to pack in "exposition, explosions, endings" as quickly as possible. They give room for the characters to breathe and for the viewer to immerse They're also beautiful stories.

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 2 weeks ago

Try a Cajun dirty rice sometime, it's the only real competitor.

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell me about the jollof rice!

[–] Hossenfeffer 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

First, they came for the trans people* and I did nothing because I am not trans.
Then they came for the immigrants and I did nothing because I am not an immigrant.
Then they came for women's rights and I did nothing because I am not a woman.
Then they came for the... wait, what? Hold up!


* They came really hard for the trans people. Like strangely hard. Like they had some kind of fixation.

[–] Hossenfeffer 9 points 2 weeks ago

The only way to stop a bad guy with some porn...

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 weeks ago

You are "DOOM!"

Can't you read? It's right there.

[–] Hossenfeffer 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'disgusting' balls

My ex-girlfriend's nickname for me.

[–] Hossenfeffer 11 points 2 weeks ago

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I 'member when the cost of figurines was based on the amount of lead in them. I also 'member the 'bits' box in the Sheffield GW store. I built whole metal terminators out of stuff salvaged from that for pennies.

Once it became clear they were moving to all plastic and to a cost based on in-game value I noped hard.

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck vapers billowing out their enormous clouds of nauseating, fetid, fruit guffs. I don't want to smell your straw-fucking-berry exhalation, you self-absorbed wankers.

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 weeks ago

another over damage to an unknown piece of police equipment.

You can just sat 'shat in the toaster'.

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