Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer 8 points 1 week ago

Did anyone see the interview with one of his victims on Good Morning Britain this morning? Christ on a bike. The guy said, in a matter-of-fact sort of way that Smyth used to cane him on the arse a couple of hundred lashes once a week or so and he had to wear nappies because of the blood.

[–] Hossenfeffer -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So you're trying sweet fuck all and that's not working out for you. What's your Plan B? Just bitching about it?

[–] Hossenfeffer -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're the one missing the point. You can make your life better. You are choosing not to. Your loss.

[–] Hossenfeffer 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, shit, that's the platform dead to me then!

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ah, so all the stuff you do have is 'nothing'.

Stop deflecting and do some work.

[–] Hossenfeffer 5 points 2 weeks ago

I thought they were having a stroke.

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Hossenfeffer 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way, the truth, and the light. If it's not rare, you have it because why wouldn't you.

Inventory facism is so early 1980s. It's a hold-out from the whole adversarial GM shite. It's much more fun for players (and GMs) to assume the characters are competent and moderately well equiped unless scarcity is the point of the adventure. Let your players have access to their skills / magic / specials and play to the best of their characters' abilities!

[–] Hossenfeffer 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, what? When I see PI I think Private Investigator. Is this something else?

[–] Hossenfeffer 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Came back to upvote after closing the tab and subsequently realising the quality of this comment.

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why, I otter...!

[–] Hossenfeffer 1 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

when you have literally NOTHING in your life

Clearly not you then. You don't appear to be dying from starvation, cold, or conflict. You're articulate and capable of writing with perfectly acceptable spelling and grammar. You have access to the internet. You're way ahead of 90% of humanity. Check that privilege!

Get off your self-pity cloud and do something. Learn some new skills - there's plenty of free courses out there. Improve yourself. Learn skills, earn money, use money to better your situation. Stop blaming the world, it owes you nothing. You, and only you, are responsible for your happiness.

 

If you're using a traditional charcoal grill or a barrel smoker like this one, I recommend using a charcoal chimney to get the party started. I fill mine 3/4 full of charcoal, then roll a couple of sheets of newspaper with a drop of vegetable oil and kind of wedge it under the chimney. Lights first time and gets the charcoals going quickly.

To add a little flavour to the smokiness, I used Jack Daniels barrel wood chips, bay leaves, and allspice berries soaked in water for an hour or so before the cook.

After the chicken temp hit about 65'C I took the chicken off the hooks, put the grill grate in and left the lid off to finish the chicken over a higher flame and get the skin a little more crispy.

Served with potato salad; red cabbage and pecan coleslaw; watermelon, mango, feta, cucumber, mint and basil salad.

 

So warm and comforting. Every mouthful a hug. It was cobbled together a bit from other recipes but approximately this:

  1. Make a roux. I took it to a dark hazelnut level of colour.
  2. Add finely chopped onion, celery, and green pepper to the roux and fry, stirring often for a few minutes..
  3. Add chopped garlic and fry, stirring often. I was going to add some anchovies at this point, but couldn't find them, so I didn't.
  4. After a couple more minutes, push the veggies to one side then add a decent squeeze of tomato puree to the clear half of the pot, stirring it to release the aroma, then mix it in with the rest of the veggies.
  5. Add spices and aromatics. I went with a Cajun spice mix (called 'Slap Ya Mama'), salt, pepper, thyme, oregano, and a couple of bay leaves. But really you could do pretty much anything at this point depending on the spice profile you fancy - saffron or smoked paprika would both work really well here to give a more Spanish feel for example.
  6. Add some dry white wine, or beer, slowly, stirring. The roux will glob up, but just keep gently stirring and adding liquid until it's started to loosen. I'd guess I used about 250-300ml. Keep on the heat, stirring, for about 5 minutes to let the alcohol cook off a bit.
  7. Add chopped tomatoes - fresh or canned.
  8. Add more liquid. I went with a bottle of beer and 500 ml of fish stock, but just fish stock would work fine.
  9. Gently simmer for an hour, or so, stirring every 15-20 minutes, letting it approach the consistency you want because it'll thicken over time.
  10. Adjust the seasoning.
  11. Add chopped fish / prawns / other shellfish. Stir gently because you don't want the fish to break up. I gave it about five minutes and the fish was perfect, but adjust depending on what you're adding.
  12. Garnish with finely chopped parsley and spring onion, and plenty of lemon for people to squeeze over.
  13. Serve with fresh baked, crusty bread to mop up the juices.
 

Argentinian grilled chicken cooked over charcoal and wood, basil roasted baby potatoes, heart of palm and avacado salad, and homemade chimichurri.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer to c/recipes
 

Hi all, if you’re interested in cooking over fire please consider joining and posting to /c/cookingwithfire!

It's a community for anyone who loves cooking over fire, whether that’s antikristo, asado, barbacoa, barbecue, barbie, bbq, braai, chichinga, churrasco, inihaw, jerk, lovo, pachamanca, parrillada, or a sausage sizzle!

 

This is fantastically fresh and lively and goes great with slow-cooked barbecue, or smoked meats. The feta provides a contrasting texture and saltiness to the sweet fruit.

The recipe is the name of it really.

  1. Cube some ripe watermelon and some cantaloupe or orange honey-dew
  2. Likewise some mango
  3. Peel, deseed, and chop a cucumber
  4. Half some cherry tomatoes
  5. Dice or crumble some feta (I know, I used one of those tubs of cubes... it's really not the best, but it was in the fridge. I'd like to blame my wife but I do all the grocery shopping so I must have been feeling exceptionally lazy)
  6. Finely slice a small red onion
  7. Finely chop a fistful of mint and an equal amount of basil
  8. Drizzle over some olive oil, a restrained splash of fresh lemon juice, salt (not too much because of the feta) and freshly ground black pepper

You can prepare this up to a couple of hours in advance. Much longer than that and the mango, in particular, starts to lose its texture and is a lot less pleasant.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer to c/recipes
 

I'm not a massive fan of complex, sweet, fruity coleslaws. This is very simple and very good.

  • 1 small red cabbage
  • 1 large red onion
  • Olive oil
  • Lemon juice
  • Mayonnaise
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  1. Slice the cabbage and the onion as finely as you can. A sharp knife will really, really help here.
  2. Mix the cabbage and onion in a bowl.
  3. Add a good drizzle of olive oil, a fair splash of lemon juice, and a restrained squirt / dollop of mayonnaise (I use the Hellmann's squeeze bottle - homemade mayonnaise would obviously be better but this is the super quick and easy recipe).
  4. Salt and pepper to taste.

You can serve it immediately for maximum crunchy texture, or up to 24 hours later for a creamier, softer, more luxurious texture (though you will want to drain some of the liquid that will naturally accumulate in the bottom of the bowl).

If you're serving it with something very rich and fatty, add a little more lemon juice to give it some extra zip to cut through.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer to c/cooking_with_fire
 

Hi all, if you're interested in cooking, following recipes or making up your own, please consider joining and posting to /c/recipes!

 

The official recipe for ragù alla bolognese, known throughout the anglosphere as the bolognese in spaghetti bolognese - which was been held on record at the Bologna Chamber of Commerce since the 1980s - has just been updated to reflect changing tastes.

 

Photos are a bit rubbish, sorry. I'd had half a bottle of Greek white wine by this point.

Anyway. I set the Kamado Joe up with one heat deflector so I had an indirect and a direct heat section.

Chicken marinaded in olive oil, red-wine vinegar, oregano, salt and pepper for a couple of hours. Then rested breast side down, in a roasting dish, on some baby new potatoes, quartered red onion, a head of garlic, some more salt, pepper and oregano, and some good olive oil.

Cooked over the indirect half of the Kamado for about 45 minutes then turned the chicken the other way up and cooked for another 45 minutes or so until the internal temp came up to about 70'C.

I took the chicken out of the roasting dish and moved it over the direct heat to give a little more colour and crispness to the skin then took it off and set it to rest (under a foil tent, but that's not shown here for obvious reasons).

While it was resting I made a Greek salad with heritage tomatoes, good Kalamata olives, good quality feta, an average quality cucumber and an entirely pedestrian red onion.

The potatoes continued cooking...

And then eventually everything came together on the plate. Served with a second bottle of Greek white wine (a mix of Moschofilero and Roditis grapes from Ocado, very nice).

Lovely summer variant of roast chicken.

 

Well, looks like Feddit (I hope there's a German one called Deddit) is now my home. I've been here a while and am enjoying the more intimate atmos.

Over the last couple of weeks I've downloaded all my reddit posts and comments, deleted all my reddit posts and comments and now, today, deleted my account.

Goodbye /u/TheWrongFusebox, you were a blast.

 

Chicken marinaded in yoghurt and spices overnight.

I banked the charcoal at one end of the drum barbecue to give different temperature zones and started the chicken over indirect heat - until the temp was approaching 70'C - then moved over the embers to finish over direct heat.

Served with a pilau rice:

a kachumber salad with pomegranate seeds:

a mango, spinach, and grated mooli salad:

and a fiery green chilli sauce:

 

I love chicken wings.

I took the wings out of their packaging, patted them dry, and spread them over a rack on a baking sheet and left them uncovered in the fridge overnight to help them develop a crispier skin.

I set the Kamado Joe up with one heat deflector so I had direct and indirect halves. I seasoned the wings with just salt and pepper and put them over the heat deflector to cook in indirect heat.

After 20 minutes or so I flipped them, and then gave them another 10 minutes, while I made the sauces.

I did a quick and easy buffalo sauce for me (melted butter and Frank's Red Hot sauce), smoky barbecue sauce for my wife (started with a base of Sweet Baby Ray's Original and melted butter, to which I added a splash of Stubbs Hickory Liquid Smoke, a good splash of Henderson's relish, and some chipotle Tabasco). For my daughter, no sauce thanks, as plain as plain can be.

I took a couple of spoonfuls of each of the sauces and added in a little more oil to each to make a thinner basting sauce.

I checked on the wings and they were coming along well so I moved them to the direct heat half of the grill and basted them. Buffalo on the left, plain (and separated) in the middle, barbecue on the right.

I gave them 10 minutes or so, flipped and basted them again.

Finally I pulled them off the grill and let them rest for 10 minutes while I made a salad and grilled a hotdog for my son.

I tossed the wings in the sauces. Buffalo:

and barbecue:

This photo makes them look less saucy than they actually were, but I don't like mine dripping with sauce.

Yum, yum. Gone.

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