HootinNHollerin

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

We don’t negotiate with ~~terrorists~~ lactose

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Terrible hangovers

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Now I wanna find and watch that old movie with the filthy animal line

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had a roommate that took advantage of me like that for 2 years. In the end I kept his security deposit because he cost me so much money

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What’s 2+2?

Engineer: 4e0

Mathematician: grabs chalk and begins a proof

Accountant: what do you want it to be?

A lot of my friend’s parents have moved to Florida since trump became pres the first time, solely for the right wing politics. So seems to be a new wave of elderly coming to let their inner Karen out

Don’t be like RFK jr

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (4 children)

There are young people in Florida?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Undoubtedly, they’re going to a river

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless your initials are NSA, CIA, or FBI

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