Terrible hangovers
HootinNHollerin
joined 1 week ago
Now I wanna find and watch that old movie with the filthy animal line
I had a roommate that took advantage of me like that for 2 years. In the end I kept his security deposit because he cost me so much money
What’s 2+2?
Engineer: 4e0
Mathematician: grabs chalk and begins a proof
Accountant: what do you want it to be?
A lot of my friend’s parents have moved to Florida since trump became pres the first time, solely for the right wing politics. So seems to be a new wave of elderly coming to let their inner Karen out
Don’t be like RFK jr
There are young people in Florida?
Undoubtedly, they’re going to a river
Unless your initials are NSA, CIA, or FBI
We don’t negotiate with ~~terrorists~~ lactose