A treehouse in space is all my inner child has ever wanted.
HeartyOfGlass
Excellent joke. No notes.
I imagine it follows the splash screen with "you can submit PRs to https://github.com/my-chevy/dashui.git" lol
I love this kinda crap. "Hack the planet" and so on. Is someone working on an open source car?
Anyone can get gout! It's a swelling of the joints caused by eating a lot of organ meat and such. I first learned about it from an episode of King of the Hill lol
That's okay. In a year or two they'll call it a "cult classic" and make another anyway.
Ideal: "Oh wow! I could hang out with friends in my dreams! Conversations on the moon!!"
Reality: "You’re late"
Bonus: "We don't have to pay them anything because they're not physically at work!"
"No offense, but ew"
- Bertrand Russell
Thanks for saying something because I read it as "Farts Peed" and was concerned.
I knew we were in trouble when that damn... that egg commercial. That guy. I knew that was... the government's take on drugs, you know, were fucked. Believe me. "Here's your brain."
I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I've never ever ever EVER EVER looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain. Not once. Alright? I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain... NOT ONCE. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me onto their ship, explain to me -telepathically - that we are all one and there is no such thing as death, but I have never ever ever ever looked at an egg... and thought it was a fuckin' brain.
Now... Maybe I wasn't getting good shit.
Bill Hicks
It's only been "irrelevant" because of the poor reception to Sims 4. The Sims was the first great "life sim" game, and the 3rd installment added a crazy amount of content. That's all we wanted. More stuff to decorate with and places for our Sims to explore. Nah, Sims 4 took away the variety and added paywalls and multiplayer and was just generally a poor experience.
For anyone holding out hope for #5, this is on par with Blizzard announcing their smartphone diablo game. EA killed this franchise, and yeah I'm a little sad about it.
... do I sound like that? I always thought my voice had more of a 'Clark Gable' quality...