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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Brother, the country was more of a "powder keg" in the 60s and it still didn't happen. Americans (Chuds mainly) talk a big game about civil war, but in the end the vast majority are too comfortable (And as another commenter aptly pointed out: lazy) to actually put their money where their mouth is and their lives on the line.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If it didn't happen in 2020, it's not gonna happen now

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Osmosis Jones 2: Peace in the Middle Ear

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Scrambles the Death Dealer

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A more worthy memorial than most tbh

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, was using "thought" as shorthand.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Was going to say. When he explicitly said what he wanted to do, the bot reacted very negatively. It was only after he started using a euphemism that things seemingly changed.

The bot likely thought, and meant, for him to "come home" literally, like he was leaving to the store or something.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

he puts love in every batch

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

It's like the senate from the Star Wars prequels

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 75 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I love how there wasn't even an escalation, just 1 to 11 immediately lol

 

Rest In Peace Ms. Duvall

 

And now a message, from the President of the United States

"HELLO THERE BOILS AND GHOULS"

 

It's hard to explain, but to try to sum it up: We tend to think the best of people we like and give them the benefit of a doubt with whatever they do, but with someone we don't like we do the opposite, and tend to assume the absolute worst of intentions with everything they do.

For example: If someone we like likes Thing X, we think "Oh, well of course they like Thing X! Thing X is awesome and so are they!", but with someone we don't like, it's more like "Ugh, of course they'd like Thing X, fuckin' asshole.".

Like with people we like, we're more willing to overlook their flaws, while with people we don't like, even if said flaws are basically the same, we only focus on them in their case.

It's kinda like that Parenti quote about capitalists always assuming the worst with everything communists do, even if it's the most benign shit in actuality, but applied to individuals instead.

Not trying to make any sort of larger statement political or otherwise really, or to act like this is a groundbreaking discovery of the human psyche, this is just something that's been on my mind for a while and wanted to get it out somehow.

 

Is it even possible to have "Southern" comedy separate from chud culture war shit? Or would literally every joke just be about "woke" and "DEI"?

 

brump

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Broke: "Comrade" | Woke: (starwars.fandom.com)
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Trump if he were a book: (banjokazooie.fandom.com)
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Trump would never see it coming

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