GoebbelsDeezNuts

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[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think this will be stuck in my head for eternity.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

He's a democrat so he would do what Obama did and after he merc'd all of the justices he'd wait to replace them until he loses the election to Trump. Trump would then ensure that every seat in the Supreme Court is even more reactionary than they are now.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Maybe Balatro? Idk, nothing really calls to me.

It calls to you after you buy it. When you're sleeping. While you're at work. The instant you close it to do something else.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it she picked a hot gamer boyfriend, what were the other two wishes?

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

hot take: id rather drink a case of beers with a bunch of idiot conservatives than spend a single second with someone would buy one of these

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you've only finished Elden Ring once you've beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

You don't fool me that's Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"President Christman you can't just mobilize the military to nationalize insulin manufactures overnight."

"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!"

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Even crazier is that's why Warren was there too.

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