FactuallyUnscrupulou

joined 4 years ago

My Friday consisted of drinking 7 Boilermakers, meeting the most beautiful Brazilian lady and then falling hard on my face. I got some pretty fucked up cuts, but I guess falling in love is just a literal thing nowadays.

He sent Abdul a picture of his house.

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Upvote to become Venezuela on steroids

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great Lakes residents, it's time we get together and form a compact before anyone tries any funny business.

Is this like a vampire thing where I have to get invited inside by the participants in the building?

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I may be judging too soon, but in my brief time in Boston I've noticed the hot people are lacking. What gives?

Non-traditional family bad.

The drug task force raided our home when I was 9 for growing weed. My parents are actually cited in a SCOTUS decision because of what went down. It wasn't at that moment that I hated the US, but over the years it certainly manifested into what I believe today.

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Incredible response time. Many have said this before, but I'm saying it again. We have the best police in the world; even possibly best in the universe.

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I officially have a crush on one of the ladies in my community organization. Hexbears please talk me down from the ledge. I've already notified volcel police but fear they won't respond soon enough.

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have red hair either...

[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not white, I'm Irish!

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