Diddlydee

joined 4 months ago
[–] Diddlydee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Kill List was over-rated. Sightseers was excellent.

[–] Diddlydee 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

[–] Diddlydee 38 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

[–] Diddlydee 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The Terror is marvelous. If you're thinking of buying Paul Tremblay's short story collection, don't. It's dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

[–] Diddlydee 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn't cause them in everyone.

[–] Diddlydee 15 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I'm placed high on that list.

[–] Diddlydee 39 points 1 month ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

[–] Diddlydee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can't really miss them if they're naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don't have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?
[–] Diddlydee 21 points 1 month ago

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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