Csynthare

Pawns, becoming increasingly bored, move to the center of the board for a game of flag football.

Small suggestion, research drop foot. A small amount of nerve damage can cause the foot to drag a bit and will cause falls and clumsiness.

I continue to be mystified at this. I couldn't make this many wrong decisions if I tried.

Everyone vote for this one, I want to see how it is interpreted.

Don't bother, they're restoring them.

White Pawns hold a vote to remove the White king. Black pawns vote in disguise to remove him.

Por que no los dos?

Double check, they restored my deleted comments and posts.

Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.

Guy goes to see his mom.

Answer - Hades.

Why are we even pretending the distaff Williamson is even serious?

Day or two of work, looks like home.