The white King, heartbroken and disillusioned with his future prospects, lost in a dreary mist of drug-fuelled degeneracy, stuck in the throes of a severe midlife crisis, summons his best friend, his confidant, his ride or die BRO to cheer him up. Ke8 to e1.

[–] cyberian_khatru@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

After failing inspections time after time, one of black's towers collapses on top of a horse and a pawn - R½g7½g8

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

King marries the horse to fill the void in his life created by the queens departure

No ____ like horse ____

[–] dragfyre@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

White Queen redecorates her half of the board in hot pink to celebrate her newfound freedom, White King slips into alcoholism as his best bro Black King looks on awkwardly

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Black queen jumps onto black tower to lament her and the king having grown apart.

[–] aka_oscar@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Blue Kingdom shows up from the right

[–] Csynthare@dataterm.digital 3 points 2 years ago

Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.

[–] imnotmerzbow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

The fire nation attacks from H5

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

O-O

[–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

NEXT DAY (day 3)
LAST DAY (day 1)

[–] cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did the White King really get a divorce?

[–] soollik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ikr, kinda feels like they only separated. How did they divide property? What about the kids?

[–] cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 years ago

Queen must have filed for alimony.

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Rook h4, rook h5 ;)

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