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Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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You always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later. (lemm.ee)
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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I kind of already have it, man

[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

5 years till retirement, I guess: "What numbers should I play 5 years plus one day from now?"

[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Wait, your saying I have super powers? Fantastic!

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

perfect if you're in the avengers universe and get thannos snapped and 5 years becomes nothing.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

That's just torture