Beardsley

Depends which website I'm on

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia).. so yeah, fuck everything about this.

I mean.. technically she wanted to live Nowhere.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I'll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

I have so many questions, but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answers.

Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

Ironic that he's an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

My best argument is that it is feasible Jon has a small office he rents, which would give him the freedom to sometimes stay home instead. I have a buddy who does something similar.

It's a turdoggy lmao