Alterecho

Wait, wait, let him cook

I mean if you want to talk about sequestering carbon, there's all sorts of natural lawn options that aren't actively planting an invasive species that has proven to be really bad at doing any sort of water filtration or absorption. In fact, I'd wager that planting (and letting grow) prairie or whatever your native biome supports probably sequesters more carbon, assuming your native ecosystems aren't straight up desert. Even if they are, you're now using so much less water that it's a huge net win there.

As an environmentalist, fuck Kentucky bluegrass, fuck golf, and fuck lawns while we're at it

Perhaps the frustration is exacerbated by the lack of progress relative to the amount of money spent and time since these issues have manifested. It's also particularly visible in our increasingly globalized and interconnected world.

Joke's on you, I have a humiliation kink

It's state dependent how much it's Actually Slavery™ vs. Basically Slavery©, but prison labor is still very much a thing, sadly

Yes, but why would we dismantle our free slavery system? /S (but not really)

Disco Elysium be like:

DON'T WORRY BROTHER, GOD GAVE US TWO HANDS SO YOU CAN WIPE A BROTHER IN NEED, AROOOOOO

Who the hell is beef stroganoff

It's a protectorate of the greater Sugondese nation

Controlled burns are unironically based and a good way to cut down on old biomass that can cause these huge uncontrollable wildfires