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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My company once blocked access to its own website.

[–] justinalanbass@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can never be too careful.

Noticing a lot of suspicious activity coming from there...

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I no longer waste time.

Because i have already broken all the company security policies.

Protip: convince the IT team that Linux is essential for your development work. Small percentage of the IT team is aware about security on Linux.

[–] Difficult_Bit_1339@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been ages since I did IT. If I had a user who wanted to run Linux then I knew that, on average, they were going to cause me a lot less headaches with random user issues so I wouldn't mind being flexible. Endpoint security will be different, but a lot of network security is handled through network devices that don't care what the client is.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had a user who wanted to run Linux then I knew that, on average, they were going to cause me a lot less headaches with random user issues

In my case, it's the IT team which creates more issues for Linux users.

Whenever they change security policies, they never test it out on Linux and our connection goes down (some VPN/Firewall/DNS policy). It takes ages for us Linux users to convince them that we didn't do any changes on our system and this problem is on their side.

I'm so glad to be away from corporate IT and working with small teams of highly technical people where every request isn't "ok I'll fill out the paperwork" but "Hmm, we could do it like this: " We just created a small network, gapped from everything else, where you can just use the bandwidth but cannot possibly affect the production network. Since our bandwidth utilization is generally around 5% of maximum it's not issue to grab things using a 10Gb chunk of a few hundreds of Gb of bandwidth. The traffic is tagged with a low priority QOS packet so even in the worst case it will never affect network operation.

[–] 0xtero@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Once, many moons ago, a group of devs at my old work got deny on internal zone-to-zone Firewall open request that they needed for integration between two internal systems, so they ended up making a script that e-mailed the info to a hotmail.com (SMTP was open) account and then wrote a script to login and screenscrape the mail info from hotmail back to the other server (https was open through surf proxy).

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This is spy movie level of fucked up. I love it! :,D

[–] rolaulten@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As someone in IT that is both wonderful and horrifying.

[–] seaduck@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

My employer blocks adblock.

[–] croobat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My employer after finding out I've been moving my mouse in circles 3 hours straight

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My company blocked the Microsoft store. But I convinced the IT guy to make me an admin on my machine so I can install anything I want. I still can't unblock the Microsoft store and no one I can talk to in IT knows how to unblock it. So I have to spend time finding websites that have the software I need (like nugget package explorer or other Microsoft apps that IT doesn't officially support) and hope that the download doesn't kill me.

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

People use the Microsoft store? I moved to chocolatey and if it's not there install things like it's windows 98.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My favorite method is an SSH Tunnel. If you don't have access to SSH then you can usually get away with a portable Cmder install on a USB stick.

[–] god@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

using lemmy

[–] polite_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Where is "meetings that could have been an email"?

[–] metalingus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s interpreting work item descriptions & acceptance criteria over here 🙃

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Insert jesus christ meme