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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 149 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 111 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago (8 children)
[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 86 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Fuck you and your stupid code, man! You fucking fucktard cannot distinguish a ; from a :! I do not care how fucking unpaid you loser are, get. this. code. right. Now fuck off!

  • Word of our Lord and Saviour
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

He works in a mysterious way

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[–] glasgitarrewelt@feddit.de 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I heard rumours that there was a giant animal involved in the making of Linus Torvalds. So please refer to him as GNU/Linus, or GNU+Linus.

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[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 83 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Totally understandable. Haven't used windows at all, home or work, in at least a decade. However, I went through my insufferable Linux zealot phase about 15 years ago.

I was an annoying judgemental ass, but I got better.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

proud of you for your growth, and more than that, your willingness to admit so aloud πŸ™‡β€β™€οΈ πŸ‘‘

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's not to say that I still don't honestly consider Linux a better option in most use cases. I just don't generally wade in past the most simple explanations of stuff.

If people want to switch, they will. I've realized I'm not doing anyone any favours by being pushy.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 8 months ago

100% with you

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 months ago

Me at 16, shitting on people who use OSX (iOS wasn’t a thing then)

Now me: oodles of Windows machines, three Linux machines, a Mac laptop, and an iPhone because fuck dealing with custom ROMs

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you know every time you download chrome a Hitler gets his wings?

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have so many questions about this pantheon you believe in.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Infinite universes, infinite Hitler's. And Chrome powers them all.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] menemen@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Whenever I read that joke I get sad. His pictures on the Wiki article from 1990 and from 2000 tells one everything.

(If anyone wonders: Yes, I am great at parties.)

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

how do you know i don’t?

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because you seem to have networking capabilities

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[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 18 points 8 months ago

my back arches btw /flirt

[–] li10 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Lemmy ain’t gonna like this. Ain’t gonna like it one bit.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 46 points 8 months ago (3 children)

i get being passionate but when its every. single. comment. it gets exhausting.

it’s like if i went and commented β€œBE A VEGAN” under every picture of a burger on c/foodporn. like live your truth!!, but be decent about it for goodness sake.

[–] li10 28 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I get it.

Im literally a Linux support guy for a living and even I think people can be obnoxious recommending Linux.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll shit on Windows when I get the chance, but I get why people either have to use it or just don’t want the hassle of Linux.

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[–] Fish@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

IMO it's Redditor behavior. I hate Microsoft and Windows but there are some really annoying, overbearing Linux know-it-alls on Lemmy. It's possible to inform people of Linux without being an annoying asshole

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[–] Kyouki@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Linux made my computing fun and free again. It's not for everyone but it did spark my interest and finally settled to be happy with the change.

Ymmv, though don't rule it out how anything could impact you personally. Playing the hard to try way might poison any cool potential personal discoveries on your own.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was lucky to be in a few companies that enforce win, Linux and Mac laptops.

In the win company (a pretty big one, everyone has heard of it), they've given me Think pad T14 that had an i3 proc that was falling behind 3 generations.

In the Linux company they've supplied me with a disgusting chromebook, "because everything in the cloud now". Discussed ByOD, worked from my own one.

In the most recent company - the smallest one I've been working in, they've given me a decent M1 Pro with 16 Gb.

So at least, companies that enforce Mac will give you a decent machine to work on.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is why a prefer Mac shops. It's kinda hard to buy a current Mac and have the stats be actual dogshit.

I swear most windows shop try to find the shittiest machine that even qualifies as a laptop then load it with so much corpo wear that even Outlook sends the machine into thermal limiting

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

8GB of RAM is a dog shit spec

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[–] julianh@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (8 children)
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[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

You def should tho

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 8 months ago

Hey buddy, Linux is cool AF you should try it.

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