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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 43 points 7 months ago

Shit guys, turns out nothing is getting done without Dave here. I found Stan, but he will only do the job for twice Dave's old salary. Let's change our business model to a subscription service since it seems like everyone enjoys those anyway and give ourselves bonuses and negotiate Stan down to 130 percent of Daves salary!

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago

Dave started to realize his worth and get ideas, like asking for a raise, requesting time off, and demanding health insurance.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

At Goldman Sachs, everybody pictured would be Vice-President, including Dave.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Also a bit how working in the office instead of from home looks like.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Soon Dave is gonna be an AI and it's everyone else who'll be losing their jobs

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But real talk, why are construction sites always like this?

Right now they're doing work on a bridge over here and every day there's either one dude out there doing nothin, or there's a group of dudes scattered about doing nothing, watching one guy work. It's no wonder this projects gonna take 5 years.

[–] pearable@lemmy.ml 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A lot of construction is exhausting. You stand around the hole and take turns digging. By the end of the day you're still ready to collapse.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago

Not only that but sometimes you gotta wait for someone else to finish their part before you can do yours.

I never worked construction but having worked on other large, multi-entity projects, I’m sure there’s a lot of “hurry up and wait”.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip -2 points 7 months ago

Yeah cuz it's just the one guy digging, instead of everyone

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