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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eldritch blast is a cantrip...

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

[–] Overforest@ttrpg.network 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

  • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 34 points 7 months ago

"So what do you have? "

"A sword!"

"A sword?"

"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."

"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."

"... It sounded better in my head."

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

an hour is plenty of time to prepare some nasty surprises. but once again, this doesn't really matter. dnd doesn't work well for pvp

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 19 points 7 months ago

Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 12 points 7 months ago

See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago (8 children)
[–] jacfr0st@lemmy.ml 41 points 7 months ago

V for Vendetta (2005)

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

For real? V For Vendetta.

It's about time for me to watch it again.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

Every 5th of November!

No reason it should be forgot.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] erie09@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] ForgetPrimacy@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago
[–] Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Overforest@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago

*Shrek 4ever after.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Goncherov (1978)

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Row, Row, Fight the Power

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

M for Manchester (1807)

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Muppets in Space

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?