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Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300 (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tyler@programming.dev 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man I’d love it if our litter robot was a time machine. Sounds dope.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Like that Jack Black movie where it sends the poo somewhere else…

We had one of these and liked it but one of our cats is an asshole and refused to use it.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago

Sounds like an SCP

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

And it STILL stinks

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

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