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A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

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[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's how missteaks were made.

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about mister steaks?

[–] zaemz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven't seen it on the internet before.

[–] shadmere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I enjoyed this.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am dislexic, I had to read the joke several times before I got it.

[–] Pandantic@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Username relevant!

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Dad jokes supposed to be accessible!

[–] BEZORP@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Well... played

[–] cage@awful.systems 1 points 1 year ago

I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE

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