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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 117 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But seriously what a badass picture

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 34 points 9 months ago

In case you want a bigger version:

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?

[–] Addition@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Face bonk? ...or shin bonk?

[–] muse@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"What's that sergeant?"

"He's still coming!"

"Increase the pressure!"

"He's still coming!!"

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Increasing the pressure makes me come harder

[–] LemonDrop@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

This is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess he was covering for people who ran away?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They didn't have shields, they got yeeted, because that's how physics works

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If they suddenly turn off the water, does he go slamming forward into the pavement?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] biomatrix9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Truck vs tank

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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